I’ve thought for a long time that there was a great eposodic book (or possbily radio doc series)  in having a chapter on each of the peopl that have a some point or another been called the “fifth beatle” - anyone is welcome to have a go, I’ll never get round to it. Neil Aspinall’s death has reminded me - let’s see how many we can think up:

Pete Best

Stuart Sutcliffe

Brian Epstein

George Martin

George Best

Billy Preston

Murry The K

(actually there are tons on this Wikipedia page)

Rules of Slam

Equipment: Football. can be anything from a 10p rubber ball to a proper caser - which will get knackered - best is a fly-away plastic ball, red is best. Wall.

Game: Take turns to kick the ball against the wall - if you miss, you’ve lost.

Think there’s a supremely addictive computer game in this.